7.8.07

Murdochisation; or, Lapses at The Times

Even though his was the streamlined horse with rocket engines, I cheered on Rupert Murdoch in the unfought race to acquire Dow Jones — and no, not because I'd bet on it. The pulsatile substance could be anything from coinage to malnourished bone, but I'm sure my heart is made of capitalism.

It's not as if I read the Journal. I've read about it, and its hyperright opinionists, in the memorable piece which introduced Philip Connors and which his ambling book reviews ('In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery') cannot match, but financial news is for men whose heads are capitalist too. If that was true of me, I'd be typing this on white keys.

In Corsica once — a marina town — Murdoch strode past my family and me. His white yacht was big, vulgar. His white shirt was tasteful.

Nor is that the reason I cheered him on. The reason is a jambalaya of reasons from which I'll isolate two. First, when I hear of such a venture, which will make of two smaller powerful entities one ('By the long barrows of Logres they are made one') gleaming mega- entity, I experience what may be a completist desire that it be seen through, that it happen (yes, in Amis italics). Second, reliable sound English infracaninophilia. Everyone was bitching their wristbands off on poor beleaguered Murdoch so I fell to supporting his case. Underdog love.

Such instincts would be foolish if thoughts; as it is they're embarrassing. More embarrassing still if The Times's commentary on the deaths of Bergman and Antonioni can be accounted the result of 'Murdochisation', an event whose observation's origins in prejudice cloud its empirical verification, but which is verified enough by anecdote, Fox news and the tabloids for us to dread its reappearance in better frames. I for one dread the weakening of Sunday's occasionally excellent Culture. Landesman wants replacing, but AA Gill is talented and Januszczak pleasant. Because — unlike fiction — it's so bad when it's bad, and when it's bad itchy-back reviewers don't say so, poetry gets a page a fortnight. Carey is allowed to wheeze on. Will anybody ring the undertaker?

Tonight I learnt the Swedish for 'meaningless'. There are funny bits in The Seventh Seal, as there is bleakness, and poetry (Jof's closing lines); on the assumption that, poetry being famed for its economy, in the film there is not a wasted shot you could call it 'poetic'. You shouldn't: it would put people off, and to find that film boring you'd have to find not boring scenes in many films which are, actually, boring. You'd have to be thrilled by 16 Blocks, moved by Anakin's loss to the Dark Side. You'd have to laugh at Match Point.

Taste is not true or false, right or wrong — it's love and hate. I don't love your wife, I'm pretty meh about her (in fact I think she has a face like a potato dipped in treacle), but to honest uxorious you, she's Helen revenant. You think Natalie Hershlag's mouth improbably broad; I write poems celebrating, in metre, its gashlike, dustbin charm. Picture got. Where this goes awry is philistinism (whose ghoulish opposite is highbrow absolutism, not elitism), the OED's best definition of which, 'one perceived to be indifferent or hostile to art', needs correction: the philistine most pure is not indifferent or hostile, but indifferent then hostile. My opinions of your wife and the movie star germinated in attention's soil. No, I didn't spend as long or as much emotion thinking over that tuberous visage; nonetheless, as you have Natalie's, I've wasted nights in her company. Stephen Pollard, humidly editorialising, starts off his 'Thunderer' (and so beclouded?) piece on tedious Ingmar with a rhetorical rat-a-tat. Bergman? he scoffs. Ever seen one? Ever liked one? Could you name one? It misfires. I have. Oh yes. Det Sjunde inseglet, currently 81st on IMBd's top 250 list. Persona loiters up at 248th.

The problem here is Pollard advertises his disqualification to write about the films. Namely, he hasn't seen them. We're asked to trust his taste for what he has ignored. The situation recalls Eliot Weinberger, on Sontag: 'disbelief does not get willingly suspended when she declares, twice, that this book [Under the Glacier] is "like nothing else Laxness ever wrote," considering that he produced some sixty novels, most of them as yet untranslated from the Icelandic.' You have to love that 'twice'.

Pollard's indifference is his ignorance, hostility his rhetoric. Plenty saw Fanny and Alexander: it was on telly in Sweden, then released in cinemas, then sold in various formats and versions for watching at home. Even my Dad, not known for his cineasty, bought the DVD. To say 'Bergman is one of a large category of "important artists" whose defining quality is an almost total absence of public acclamation or popularity. Every art form has its equivalent — think James Joyce [...]' is only to bellow one's incompetence. Who says 'important'? Cite someone. What absence? Bergman won Oscars, was financially (so publicly) successful, was something of the national artist of his country, having encouraged a media debate on marriage with his popular and acclaimed serial Scenes from a Marriage, and was 'public' enough to be parodied incessantly. But Joyce! Cite me, Joyce is important. He's also still in print in many editions, stocked by most bookshops, and even (this will please Mr Pollard) polls well — in the kind of polls that ask us to define the Hundred Best X of X.

I'll say it again. Pollard doesn't adduce a single scene of Bergman's in support of his case against the director's importance, his view that he's 'tedious' and 'overrated'. Of the films he names one, and just to giggle it's the one everybody's heard of. The points he does bless with substance are obviously wrong. I call this the progression from or association of indifference to hostility which is philistine. His indifference affects even the article's construction. In the fourth paragraph Pollard begins haltingly to argue that 'critics' love Bergman because he's Swedish and those Swedes are 'you know, deep'. But he can't think of anyone, not in literature or film (where Sjöberg, Hallström, Moodysson, Sjöström were available) to flesh this out. Instead he cites von Trier, whom he admits is Danish! And while the reader's still bemused, thinking, 'Wait, I didn't yawn in The Idiots' (Pollard's right about the USA films), this stillborn idea is finally scuttled in the man's philistine rush to disdain. '[I]t’s not as simple as that', he advises, going on to bash the extraordinary Terence Davies with a marshmallow hammer ('mind-numbingly dull', 'dark, worthy and dull' — what judgement!). Wikipedia informs me Goethe said, 'The Philistine not only ignores all conditions of life which are not his own but also demands that the rest of mankind should fashion its mode of existence after his own.' He probably didn't, but if so Weimar classisist Germany had Pollards also, of whose descendant Goethe like me would ask, 'There are plenty of exciting movies: why not make room for tedious ones, and the people who like them?'

I'd recommend to Mr Pollard Chapter 4 of Ferdydurke (the Yale translation). He is valuably immune to culturespeak; that can't be said of most film critics. Ultimately though his thrashing returns us to Bergman, where we find assurance of his ignorance and his silliness. Here, a paragraph from the DVD:

At Svensk Filmindustri, The Seventh Seal suddenly became part of the pomp and splendour of an anniversary celebration, focusing on the golden age of Swedish film. This was a catastrophe for the film; it was not made for such activities. The gala premiere held a murderous atmosphere for a serious art film, complete with a society audience, a flourish of trumpets, and a speech by Carl Anders Dymling. It was devastating. I did what I could to stop the onslaught but ultimately was powerless. Their boredom and their malice poured relentlessly over everything.


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The second lapse to which my title refers is illustrated best in quotation. I give you these excerpts from The Times's obituarial coverage of Michelangelo Antonioni:

[...] works such as L'Avventura turned him into an icon for directors such as Martin Scorsese, who has described him as a poet with a camera.

With a poet’s intuition, his work sensitively mirrored a certain spiritual malaise that was especially to be found among the class of wealthy Italians that he knew so well.

Yet the gloom of this 'poet of ennui', as he was nicknamed by some, was relieved by a translucent beauty, notable in his depiction of the melancholy poetry of urban landscapes. His philosophy may have been facile, but as a visual stylist he was highly original, one of modern cinema’s great innovators and truest poets.

Antonioni’s philosophy may well have been less original than his manner of expressing it, and it is true he was weak on intellectual analysis. But essentially his was a poet’s intuitive and emotional response to life, and this was his strength. His four best films, from Le Amiche to L’Eclisse, are likely to stand the test of time for their searing poetic vision and for a beauty that is no mere decoration but — as with Keats or Van Gogh — is integral to the melancholy outcry of an anguished soul.


This idea was apparently so liked it was promoted to a headline — twice:

Death of film 'poet' who laid Sixties London bare

Antonioni, film's 'poet of ennui', dies at 94


Now, I wrote in an email recently that the definition of poetry was impossible, and everyone should admit what we do have are favourites among failures. Next day I read this, Geoffrey Hill's pre-emption:

[...] But when I
say poetry I mean something impossible
to be described, except by adding lines
to lines that are sufficient as themselves.
('In Memoriam: Gillian Rose')

And in Ferdydurke the following day I saw: 'Nonchalance, brutality, terseness, disdain — this was poetry', which wasn't intended as definition but succeeded, with brevity, at smelting some iron clichés. I have too some limping attempts of my own: poetry, n. Not knowing what poetry is, or refusing to say. Poetry — language where the music of sense and the sense of music are close. Poetry — with as much care for the quality of his expression as for the quality of his thought. (But, to heckle: altering expression alters thought; if not the thought thought, the thought communicated.) Poetry — language thought as music. Poetry's what poetry is not.

Keith Douglas: 'Poetry is like a man, whom thinking you know all his movements and appearance you will presently come upon in such a posture that for a moment you can hardly believe it a position of the limbs you know. So thinking you have set bounds to the nature of poetry, you shall as soon discover something outside your bounds which they should evidently contain. [...] In its nature poetry is sincere and simple.'

Perhaps the ideal definition would be ostensive. Poetry is

He ha's no Children. All my pretty ones?
Did you say All? Oh Hell-Kite! All?


and what it makes you feel when you read or hear it after the rest of Macbeth. 'Oh Hell-Kite!' particularly. To have Macduff speak so underpowered a curse, to risk bathos and have him utter an expletive so near-comically anodyne ('All my pretty Chickens'), Shakespeare had to be what he was.

Poetry might also be the abridgement of the pentameter, that disordered spondee of a line-end, in counterpoint with Macduff's disbelieving, repeated (on stresses; in the first line, after the caesura) 'All?' It might be the correspondence of sound between 'All?' and 'Hell'. I couldn't say.

My argument, reluctantly admonitory in tone, then is: if 'poetry' and 'poet' are words nonchalant, brutal, terse and disdainful in their relation to ossified meaning, to definition, we should be cautious deploying them — especially outside their accustomed remit. Which is why my gut does somersaults whenever I hear a film critic spraying them around like piss on a weeklong bender.

In context of cinema criticism, what is 'poetic'? Without ever composing a shot, Tony Harrison's released a book of 'film poetry', and Auden and Betjeman wrote verses so described. We can be certain the obituarists don't mean that, not because they are making a distinction between two sorts of poetry in film, but because they don't mean anything. Like David Baddiel, they are resorting in their laziness to arty-sounding cover-all, block-purchase, panic-bought adjectives, which tell us nothing of use about the work, and by their chaff-cloud of bogus wisdom actually militate against insight. For what would it mean to be 'modern cinema's [...] truest poet', to have behind the camera 'poet's intuition'? The nearest we get to a gloss is, 'essentially his was a poet’s intuitive and emotional response to life', and if that's what (in any medium) poetry is
— the intuitive and emotional response to life, which response this critic is oafish to deny the masses of us not deemed 'poets' — I'm a Burmese pornstar. And I swallow.

At 2o, Keith Douglas wrote: 'The expression "bad poetry" is meaningless: critics still use it, forgetting that bad poetry is not poetry at all.' I can't agree. The unguarded implications of this are that all poetry, because 'poetry', is good (though we may still distinguish between the good and the great, good poetry taking in that hierarchy the place of bad) and that if you're a 'poet', whether soi-disant or commercially nominated, you're good if you write (what Douglas considers to be) poetry. Bad poetry is failed poetry: despite its failure, by virtue of the traces of poetic ambition it bears — where that ambition faltered most garishly evident — we call it poetry, as distinct from nothing, but too obviously, fully, that which it is to name otherwise. The Times's journalists' ugliest insult, clinching testimony of their misunderstandings, is their allowance that poetry join a dialectic which posits it philosophically facile and intellectually weak, its procedures thought to accomodate nothing more intelligent than searing outcries of melancholy. Whatever else it is, poetry is magnanimous. Poetry might contain philosophic thought or melancholy, thought and melancholy, neither of those or those with others, and the fact of what it contained would have no bearing on its quality, or status, as poetry. Since it can denote, in its unparagoned flexible way, anything from 'great poetry' to 'godawful', the word is evaluatively null: to say (as The Times of Antonioni) someone is a poet, depicts poetry, has poetic vision, etc., should properly tell you zilch about how good he is, whereas these obituarists appear to believe it a specific, noble and ultimate term of acclaim. The man is a busdriver! He depicts busdriving! He has busdrivers' vision! Yes, but did he drive them buses well?

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Why is The Times sponsoring philistine commentary on Bergman's death; why has it allowed its notices of the death of a great filmmaker to exhibit such laxness, ignorance of the practice of criticism and of cinema as artform? If the answer is Murdoch — and these lapses seem characteristic of him, or to have occurred in his impenetrable shadow — I certainly regret my instinctual support of his Dow Jones buyout. All there is to do is watch in silence, for now consenting to wonder if his promises to the Bancrofts of editorial modesty will hold, or will vanish along the level of the roofs.

PS. There is a work of art available at your local bookshop, for £9.99. Its title is cribbed from Milton (you stickler — short of a phrase). Don't miss it.

6.8.07

The Condition

What is the condition, actually, of a second-rate writer if not one of major rebuff? The first and merciless rebuff is inflicted upon him by the ordinary reader who simply refuses to relish the writer’s works. The second shameful rebuff is meted out to him by his own reality, which he has been unable to express. And the third rebuff, the most shameful of all and a real kick in the pants, is dealt him by art itself, the art to which he has turned to shelter but which regards him with utter disdain, as inept and inadequate. And this fills the cup of disgrace. This is where true homelessness begins. This is how the second-rate writer becomes the butt of ridicule from all sides, caught as he is in the crossfire of rebuff.
—Witold Gombrowicz, Ferdydurke (tr. Borchardt)

What fresh hell

Haven't you ever been scared you would not wake up? I have — every night. Every night I close my eyes and sleep escapes me. Because I'm scared. I can't let it steal me, not yet, not when I'm not ready. If I'm unconscious I lose control, I again relinquish part of myself to the unstoppable decay; I can't stomach that. So though I stay tired, christ, tired as night itself when it comes, I don't sleep. I lie thinking in the dark. I don't give. Doctor says it's killing me.

29.7.07

re His word, David Baddiel, The Times, 28 July:

Sirs,

In his column on Howard Jacobson David Baddiel does not deign to give analysis, preferring to trumpet evaluation. We already knew that some people liked Kalooki Nights and some didn't; all Baddiel adds is he liked it. Does this betray overweening confidence in the weighty value of his name, as attached to his opinion? The morsel of evidence he does offer is praised for its 'quantum understanding [huh?] of human truth', is called beautiful, and no more. I don't think it deserves that. To say 'a man lives in' women's apprehension of himself is neither true nor beautiful, because 'lives in' is vague, half-achieved; it makes us think of 'apprehension' as bedsit or basement flat. 'ideation' is overfussily jargonlike, and 'happiness can barely contain itself' in failed revision of the cliché 'I could barely contain myself' loses sense: it's we who contain happiness, for happiness has no means to, indeed no waiting receptacle.

I haven't read Kalooki Nights. Baddiel's lazy piece doesn't persuade me to fork out for it. He exercises neither of the tools of the critic: comparison and analysis — the problem perhaps being that he sees himself as a 'man of letters'.

Yours faithfully,
Simon Cowell

Ps. Also in The Times, on June 30 this year, we find a little paragraph written by the paper's poetry editor, Rachel Campell-Johnston, about Daljit Nagra:

Multi-culturalism need not be worthy. Daljit Nagra makes a warm, witty, mischievous and sometimes painfully moving debut in Look We Have Coming to Dover!, which explores the experience of a second-generation Pakistani immigrant to Britain. A frank and original voice 'foots it featly as a Punjab in Punglish'. This is fresh and delightful.


Read that first sentence again. Isn't the assumption embedded there offensive? Why must the occasion of a second-generation Pakistani immigrant publishing a poetry book make an instance of 'multiculturalism'? Was it multicultural when Gitanjali was published here to celebratory reviews, and Yeats wrote the preface? If multiculuralism is '
the policy or process whereby the distinctive identities of the cultural groups within [...] a society are maintained or supported', Campbell-Johnston is patronising at best: Nagra was published for his talent, nothing less.

4.7.07

The problem of eloquence in Shakespeare

First: You bastards. Not one of you responded to my call for essayists. Will I really have to write most of OP myself, like Paul last year?

I'm composing pseudonyms already – the less amusing the better.

One recent lexical obsession: Scanglish. Which has maybe to do with Wilcox-McCandlish.

(1) Our fascination: the ills of America. (2) Ironic that religion wishes us perfectible while exemplifying variously our imperfection. (I don't say 'thereby'.) (3) Auden didn't make the prosaic poetic. He made the poetic prosaic. (4) To apologists for Islamism: You don't hate them back?

If the justification for high tuition fees (with or without correspondingly good tuition) is not just that, with so many of us now attending university, and so many foreign universities deriving huge income privately, the government simply can't anymore afford to pay for universally free, generally sterling education, but also that the possession of a degree should secure the lucky graduate a salary which makes the settling of her debt look easily manageable in prospect, is not then the government's idea that 50% of school-leavers must enter university, itself justifying in bureacratic circularity the first suggested justification for tuition fees, a little incoherent? For if half of everyone has a degree, the jobs which made everyone's debt look manageable
in prospect will be taken by the fraction of that half who got the best degrees (or those who risked poverty in getting further ones), and the mediocre rest will suffer worse their unlucrative lack of talent because of a debt the justification for which, in being so wishfully promised to all, cancelled itself. There are good reasons for the introduction of partially unsubsidised higher education, but the rise in student numbers is a bad one, because to cite it undermines the very reason fees are thought workable – and marketable to an unwilling nation: what pays for the degrees once degrees are so common that to have one doesn't necessarily pay? That the government wants 50% of Britain university-educated shows its unconsidered wish to reduce or further stratify the value of such education; I don't specifically object to this (it might be a good thing), but I know the government, to be consistent and decent, ought to stump up more of the cash needed to build reality of this costly ideal.

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Perhaps the relation of Shakespeare's drama to reality is of the same kind as the relation of the reality of our perception to what is real.

It's a mistake to say WS is realist and moving because he represents things as they really are: he is realist and moving because he represents things as we really perceive them, our truth.

But WS is idealist too. His characters speak as we would ideally speak.

The question rankles: Why does Hamlet's impossible eloquence not repel us? Why is he real? It's not enough to answer that Hamlet's impossible eloquence is really Hamlet, because it is rather constitutive than resultant.

Hamlet's is the idealised speech of minds. It may then flatter us: certainly it has the power of beauty to compel forgetting and forgiveness. But this beautiful vehicle for Hamlet's thoughts is also the engine of his character.

In one line he says and is. The beautiful phrases do characterising work, and beautifully. For beauty is useful, not isolate: its use is to convey Hamlet to us well, so that we do not think of his language's beauty as language but of Hamlet's beauty as created character. His impossible eloquence is not abhorrent because with impossible eloquence it enacts his being; to auditors therefore it's not 'eloquence', at which we flinch, but him, whom we love. B
eauty is not attribute but the thing itself.
—A. Pseud

19.6.07

Areté Story

The scale of it was unspeakable. It crowded forests out of topographic drawings, citykillers off seismographs, the coal-fired powerstations of China out of pollution statistics; one 'day' even the sun out of the sunrise. And this is only to refer to it by what it displaced. A scholarly few reckon its pervasiveness was then such that every sixth breath would inspire particles of it, as every ninth fart expelled them — the particles not released were, they suppose, used as energy for leukocytes, perhaps renal filtration.

You could only catch its real size in sidelong glances. In the Pacific the oceans' population of blue whales gathered around Midway as priesthood to its God, singing its creed. Everyone was permeated by it, but had no way to conceive of resentment for it was all they'd known or knew.

Soon it began to register with the surveillance AIs of extragalactic species; they despatched monitoring probes in tremulous haste.

Life meanwhile in England was torment, since as its greenish pallor gobbled the sky it became hard to tell the cloudy days from squally, and astrologers lost track of the zodiac's dimmer half. Eventually, when hope was about as nourishing as the few tins of corned beef that lingered in our padlocked and warm fridges, lives as drained as the raided pickle jars, sex animalistically routine,
one Monday afternoon with stormless thunder Craig Raine's ego imploded like a trodden football, because by accident he'd read one of his own poems sober. Without fuss, it seemed, but with mute expressions of bewildered joy, the newly unhazy light of the sun tanning their paper complexions, the citizens of Earth quit their refuges, the world's polities healed and fought again, and the flat, leathery remains of an ego drifted where the weather took it, marshal no more of wind and hail.

All the characters in this post are fictitious and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

15.6.07

CALLING ALL

People –

yearly magazine/journal OXFORD POETRY is looking
for brilliant critics to write a few medium-length
review-features to fill our 2008 issue. If you're
a remarkably astute reader in possession of a wrecking
ball prose style (NO PRISONERS) you might just be
the kind of shithot potato we want. Think James Wood.
Think Thirlwell – without ponderously affected simpleness.
Think n+1, Edmund Wilson, JOHN DENNIS. Do not think
broadsheet off-white, English studies jargonese, or Craig Raine.
Are you good enough? Submit your best essay / review
(<2,000 words) to pitchpress[at]gmail.com before 1 August.

gards + spect,
OP08